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Pyre_Pendragon

HI there!

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(im allergic to the hormones produced when one sees porn. the migranes are terrible)

 

That has got to SUCK for going through your teen years, even without porn you still have hormones.

 

Welcome though.

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Guest Wolfin

Hi and welcome Pyre; if that other account is yours give a heads up so it can be deleted (no sense having two accounts for the same person ^.^)

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You are being greated warmly when a trenched coated blue figure passes by, and slips a note into your pocket without anyone noticing.

It reads:

 

TOP SECRET: FOR YOUR EYES ONLY:

 

Attention Agent Pyre:

 

You have been selected out of the few to complete a dangereously fun mission in the Christian Furs Complex located in the Inter Wide Web World. Your mission is to gather as much fun from the members of the CF Complex, and distribute the love and fun to others around you.

Some information you must know about the CF users, for they are extremely fun and are not to be avoided at all costs:

1. Accept the Hugs: They're just that awesome, Agent, take the warm loving hugs. Some users have mastered the art of the fatal Pounce Hug Maneuver, which can be identified as so *Pounce hugs Pyre*. DO NOT avoid these hugs at all costs.

2. A highly affective weapon used by the CF users is the Chocolate Chip Cookie/Ominous Cookie. These cookies are SO FLIPPING DELICIOUS, and we advise you to gather and nom upon as much of these cookies you can as they are thrown at you in welcome.

3.They are amazing accepting, caring, and christ centered. You can learn a lot from these people, and we advise you to do so because the info and data could be valuable in other projects and missions.

4. They will provide support and back up whenever needed, be it emotional or spiritual. The back up is available at any point in time, and we advise you to converse with the users when you need such assistance.

5. WELCOME TO CHRISTIAN FURS!!!!

 

 

Lols, Secret agents for the win man! Welcome to the forums! *Bro paw*

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