Tyger the Tigerwolf

um... ok?? why dose that make me scared the way you said that?? I think i will now go hide under my couch... wait a minute, you saying that my 2 kittens skit has.. other meaning?? something more... well you know what i mean. it is only about a kitten getting dumped on with goo. how did you get that??? you make me not want to write anymore stuff. How did you ever get that Das??

Enya always can make me calm down and relax me like no other singer can. This song is still one of my all time favorites, but that almost stopped when the show Friends used it in a commercial. But this song is stronger to me then the show.

Well in person, i kinda am built so i can make people kinda afraid of me without trying. And when a 6 foot man who who shaves his head and is wearing a dog collar walks by you not many will point that out. Just go ahead and do it. assertive nyoof...

I DID IT! I DID IT!! I went to Albany tonight and wore my collar. And you know what, i had a blast. I 1st went into Gamestop and one of the guys behind the counter looked at me then looked at the collar. Then after i gave in my games for cash, he asked me if i knew i had on a dog collar. And of course i said yes. i got a lot of compliments from it. then after i left there i went to arby's (nummy nomnom) That is where i had the most fun. The 3 people who were working there all had to look at my neck. The manager even looked from behind the cook area and when i caught him he say at me, "How you doing." I had a blast. Then i went to Target. not really many paid attention to it to my face. But I still got looks from a lot of women. If someone had asked me why i was wearing that I would have said, "Well, I am a furry and in the month of March when a furry wears a dog collar that means they want to get married. for guys it is blue if they want a woman. And if a woman is wearing pink that means they want a man. And sense i am wearing blue that means another furry female must get a leash and hook it to me to show that she wants to get married also. it sure beats the heck out of asking them head on." But no one asked........ I will use that for next time. Oh how i will explain that to them. I but like telling mess like that. *evil laugh* MUWHAHAHAHA.... teeheehee

For why you making Quagmire joke on this thread?? I tell no *ahem* joke. There no females here to go chase. are you calling me a Family Guy fan?? I no watch that show anymore. I like the 1st 3 seasons but rest is not good. Please do not giggitygiggitygiggity here. Now I am saying it. GiggitygiggityNyoof.... that dose sound silly... giggitynyoof??

enjoy your youth.... it will be one of those things when you are still thinking you are young till you look in the mirror and then you see you have hair growing off the top of your ears. And that lush think hair is now leaving without saying BYE!! But a dog collar will help take the pain away.

yes. yes you will. The jungle book was also "fixed" from its real ending. disney fixes alot of stuff. But do not read that book in public. You will cry.

well i love making people smile. i got the love of writing from high school. i wrote 1/4 of a transformers novel. Transformers are visual and not meant to be seen from words. very hard thing to write. it was about Grimlock's adopted daughter. The story in short is that the decepticons sneak onto cybertron and Ahrea (Grimlock's daughter) sees it and they attack her and when they activate the space bridge she falls though and is left for dead on earth. A secret group of autobots (half cybertronians and a few humans turned into head masters) find her and fix her back. the secret group was placed there by Optimus himself as a kinda men in black thing. (anyone still with me? remember, i was a teenager back then and this is fan fiction) The story is that some guy found something that the decepticons want and he wants in with them. I also made a new sub faction of decepticons that combine into a bigger robot. it was all geek stuff. But i still have it in mind to do one day. i also have plans to bring back GOBOTS. yes, i am that much of a dork. And when i was in college in theatre, i wrote a short play. But it is kind of a attack on racist words. But is just a little longer then 2 kittens. maybe it could be twice as long. Also i wrote the short story "a man and a bat" and i have this one other story but i can not write it yet. I will tell you why later *winks*

um.. got to rebuy it. had to sell it to buy cat food a while back.

Verizon now has this thing called mifi. and if i am correct about this, if we get it I could be able to take my 380 online and be able to play with people. So there is hope that i will be able to go online and play some games. After April 2 though. i hope.

This skit might... I said Might get turned into a cartoon. Might. not sure.

bought me a blue collar today. and i need to get a dog tag made now. i have a 18 inch neck. Wal-mart had a good selection of them also, but not in colors.

Why not wear dog tags on a chrome chain. That is what i do. Some of the Wal marts here have those engraving machines and i get my tags from there. But they also sell chains too. I would love to wear a collar but... people already tilt their heads at me anyhow. But now that i am thinking about it, why not? Sometimes it takes only one person to break open something new. And if you go to some stores you can see animal ears and tails for sell. Winter that store Clair's was selling tiger ears for females to wear. I am wondering if the "normal" people are wanting to come out as furries also. And if i got one.. seeing that i have not the money for something special like that, Wal Mart here I come. @ Dante: Yes i could see wearing a collar to church would make people look at you. Or a wedding.

Greetings new friend!! i welcome you to a place of awesomeness. May your time here be fun and informed. *hugs* Happy Nyoof!!

In life's history, many questions have been asked. Why is the sky blue? Where do we go when we die? (if you do not know that, consult JESUS) But the most asked of me is, "Where did Nyoof come from?" Look for the thread, "The Nyoof" to see the real answer. This little posting is a fictional history of the Nyoof. Back when Tigers came from Scotland. My family came to America being part Scottish and part Irish. But also part French and Swedish. Thus all being of the Feline family. Some of my family was tiger, others house cats. I know that some of my family was royalty from France. But.. not of the throne. Kinda of a "Oh, he's got a lady on the side" thing *coughs* going on. My feline family made a life for themselves here in this Great land of Milk and honey. They worked hard and saved hard. They lived a good life is hard living. My father's side of the family is canine. mostly from Germany and Switzerland. They were mostly german shepards (i am a little german shepardish in me blood) Some hunter dogs and other work dogs. then they also came over to The Awesome United States of America to start a new life. They came to the south and lived mostly in one area, Baker co. But then one of the sons went to Florida and married a "swamp" gal. And then the bloods of the native american wolves entered into the DNA. But it also is on my mother's side too. Sadly we can not find any of them in the family tree. But the proof is in the face. So, The son of the man and the "swamp" gal created my father and my aunts. Who all look like native american wolves in the face. And then, my mother was born also and she has the look in the face of a Cherokee wolf. (even though she is a tiger) And when the Lord saw fit, he lead the 2 to meet and after 10 years of marriage, i was born. I was born into a family of a mix of different animals. My Cousin is also a Tigerwolf. But he got all the looks. So, out of the mixture of canine and feline bloods, the call of Nyoof was born. it is what we all say. every tigerwolf born from this family says it. And that i mean me and my cousin. (did i mention he got all the good looks, i got all the charm but still not as fun as the looks) WE both go "Nyoof" all the time. Well, I mostly do now. He trys to stop saying it. Says it messes with his talking to the ladies. i do not have that problem with talking to the ladies mind you. you have to have a lady to talk to 1st. hahaha...*sigh* That is a little fictional history of the nyoof. i just wrote that from off the top of my head. I will rework it so it can be better understood. Happy Nyoof!! Oh, I have another cousin who kinda looks like a tigerwolf... kinda. Her father was a whiner dog and she kinda came out short and thin. ANd her mom (my aunt) has the face of a wolf. But seeing the 2 mixed is kinda like looking at a short thin wolf with a tiny tiny tail. Poor girl. Nyoof...

Dude.. *wipes away a tear* that is beautiful. But I am not fun. I am just.. different. But you took my nyoof and gave it a deeper meaning. Awww *hugs* THANKS SEGGY!! HAPPY NYOOF!!

LIONS TO GO RAWR!!! I FORGOT THAT!! *paw slaps face*

*picks up off floor and dusts off* Sorry, i got excited. But i am better at controlling that now. I think. *looks ans sees where the huge hug made Nickoli fall on ground* Yeah... maybe i still need to work on that. BUT STILL, WELCOME!! Did you know that dinosaurs go Rawr??

*shyly waves* Hi. i remember you, i bet you remember me. OH WHAT THE HECK!!! *runs up and gives huge hug* WELCOME TO CF!!! Happy Nyoof!!

Yes that is akward..... *stands back* Maybe you need a sit down. And i Think anyone can see some Jesus in a sona. And thank you nyoof...

um.. your a husky.. and that means you are crazy for God? And red.. for the love of God? And Kiki is baby in Hawaiian. So... You are a little bit crazy for the love of Jesus and a child/baby for God? how dose that sound? goes the distance nyoof?

well it hit me walking today. But thank you Carson. Most of my stuff has a deeper meaning, even when i do not see it myself.

The Nyoof. Bron from a term "Nya" (Japanese for meow, a wink to my beloved comic "Reality check") and woof the simple canine communication. Put them together and you get Nyoof. The Nyoof is also the tigerwolf's heart. The use of nyoof is not to be taking lightly. It is a addictive word and works in any conversation. Do not miss use Nyoof related words. if you are happy, then a tigerwolf says, "Happy Nyoof" at the end of happy conversations. But Nyoof always comes at the end of all or most posts. Nyoofs are explosive and must be placed in a cold place. Nyoofs can make babies smile and old people feel renewed. Once a person says nyoof, you can not turn back. Please remember, tigerwolves can not control why they say "Nyoof". If a female tigerwolf says "Nyoof" no one can be held responsible for what happens. (note: there are no local female tigerwolves near so nothing has happened) I hope this is clear to anyone who reads this. i could add more but i am sure you will learn more as time goes on. But please remember, Nyoofers are kind furries and love to make people happy. Even if they feel bad, they will go out of the way to make one smile. Even if it means self respect will take a punch to the gut. Informational Nyoof!!

My fursona, the tigerwolf dose have a deeper meaning then just being silly and saying nyoof. Now I will tell you each symbolism for each part. The stripes. The tiger stripes are representative of what Jesus went though. His lashing he got before the cross. He got whipped 39 times for the body. The tigerwolf strips are symbolic of that. The tiger half. To me, Jesus is the Lion of Judah. The king of kings, Lord of lords. And we followers are under him and i see us as tigers. Not like him but similar. The wolf half. The bible dose not really paint a good picture of wolves. But outside of that, God did create them with his own hand. And wolves are a pack animal. And the bible said, When 2 or more of you gather together in my name I will be there. And that stands for wolves in my book because they are always together. The grey/silver face fur. That is symbolic of the Crown of Jesus. I know the crown of his is gold, but I like silver and a tigerwolf seeing ones self in the mirror is always a reminder that Jesus is King. And we should see though his eyes. I hope i got that typed up correctly. But this is how i see my fursona.

*pets on head* it is ok... i understand.