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#1 Thomas Maltuin

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 03:56 AM

Post your original or favorite anti joke here

Antijoke: http://www.urbandict...?term=Anti-Joke

Examples:

What do you call a blonde physician?
A doctor

What language do Greek hogs speak?
Hogs don't speak any known language

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#2 JosiahTiger

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 04:27 AM

ohh no... MY TURN ^^

 

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?                          we're both lawyers!!!!

 

 

How many dogs does it take to eat a wheel barrow?                                                                        Depends how hungry the dogs are...

 

 

 

 

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#3 Hybrilynx

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 05:20 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

To uh, so that um.. The chicken.. wanted.. Well, uh.. nvm idk. 


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#4 Thomas Maltuin

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 07:37 AM

Original:

What did the boa constrictor say to the bunny?

Nothing, he simply ate the the bunny.

One of my favourites:

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is 
actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the 
man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

Edited by Tigris Umbrae, 10 December 2014 - 07:45 AM.

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#5 Cody Lucario

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 11:23 AM


A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is 
actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the 
man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

 

:blink:  Dude.... that's awful....


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#6 Thomas Maltuin

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Posted 10 December 2014 - 04:52 PM

Its an anti joke. Title says not funny
However if it's offensive I'll take it down.

Three men are walking down the sidewalk. The first two walk into a bar.
The third man seeing there ignorance ducks under it.

Edited by Tigris Umbrae, 10 December 2014 - 05:04 PM.

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#7 SleepySchizo

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 04:18 AM

Three men are walking down the sidewalk. The first two walk into a bar.
The third man seeing there ignorance ducks under it.

That's actually funny.
I always like,

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

or

What did Woody say to Buzz?
A lot, there were three movies.



#8 Thomas Maltuin

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Posted 11 December 2014 - 05:06 AM

Yup those are classic. The thing I like about the gorilla one is that it catches you off guard more than any I've seen.


A horse walks into a bar. Many get up and leave because they see the potential danger in this situation.

Edited by Tigris Umbrae, 11 December 2014 - 05:07 AM.

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#9 JosiahTiger

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Posted 22 February 2015 - 09:31 PM

What's brown and sticky?? A STICK!!! :D X3 :<


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Posted 23 February 2015 - 12:20 AM

These jokes are not funny, great job people.

*not sarcasm*

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#11 Thomas Maltuin

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Posted 23 February 2015 - 08:48 AM

What do you call a blonde wearing a wolf costume?

A fursuiter
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#12 Thomas Maltuin

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Posted 20 April 2015 - 02:33 PM

What do you get after putting a golf club in a microwave?
..............................................................................................















A new microwave.

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Edited by Thomas Maltuin, 20 April 2015 - 02:35 PM.

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#13 JosiahTiger

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Posted 21 April 2015 - 04:21 AM

it depends on how big the golf club is


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Posted 03 May 2015 - 08:36 PM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it didn't.


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#15 Thomas Maltuin

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Posted 04 May 2015 - 01:42 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it didn't.

the beloved paradox.
A most direct Fallacy.

Dear blackpowderfox,

True or false:
This statement is false.

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Posted 09 May 2015 - 11:54 PM

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says... dam!


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Posted 10 May 2015 - 02:08 AM

:o


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#18 Thomas Maltuin

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Posted 10 May 2015 - 04:06 AM

What do you get when you hammer a steak into the ground?

Hamburger

Edited by Thomas Maltuin, 10 May 2015 - 04:06 AM.

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