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Thomas, Maltuin

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ohh no... MY TURN ^^

 

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?                          we're both lawyers!!!!

 

 

How many dogs does it take to eat a wheel barrow?                                                                        Depends how hungry the dogs are...

 

 

 

 

i made up my own jokes but i forgot 'em DXXXXX

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What did the boa constrictor say to the bunny?

 

Nothing, he simply ate the the bunny.

 

One of my favourites:

 

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is 

actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the 

man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is 

actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the 

man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

 

:blink:  Dude.... that's awful....

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Its an anti joke. Title says not funny [emoji28]

However if it's offensive I'll take it down.

 

Three men are walking down the sidewalk. The first two walk into a bar.

The third man seeing there ignorance ducks under it.

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Three men are walking down the sidewalk. The first two walk into a bar.

The third man seeing there ignorance ducks under it.

That's actually funny.

I always like,

 

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

 

or

 

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot, there were three movies.

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Yup those are classic. The thing I like about the gorilla one is that it catches you off guard more than any I've seen.

 

 

A horse walks into a bar. Many get up and leave because they see the potential danger in this situation.

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What do you get after putting a golf club in a microwave?

..............................................................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A new microwave.

 

XP

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