Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2012 Bored! By Tyger the Tigerwolf Warning!! Try and figure this out if you can. I dare you….. *evil smiling nyoof* I am bored. I have nothing to do. I know what, I will make a time machine. I will travel back 2 weeks to warn myself that I will be bored. I complete my task and go back to 14 days ahead only to realize that I have spent the last 2 weeks being bored to the point that I made a time machine to warn myself of what I have learned twice. Then I get a idea. I will go ahead in time to my future self. I do. And I find out that I am still bored. I now have to jump back to 2 weeks ago to be where I am now, I am still bored. I decide I want a pet. So I go back and get a abandoned raptor egg. It hatches and I domesticate it. But there is really nothing to do with a domesticated raptor and we are both bored. I jumped back to where I am now was now or was 2 weeks ago from there to 4 weeks from back again 2 weeks. My pet raptor has taking to watching T.V. We both grow more bored and decide to tell myself what I now have a raptor. I go back A week and a half ago in the past to tell me that I have a raptor. I then ask myself what she dose. I have to think before I tell myself that she dose nothing really. I then find myself asking myself of what the point of going back that far to domesticate a raptor only have only to have her to become bored to the point that I had to go back to the past again 1 and a half weeks ago to tell myself what I already knew at the point I knew 3 and a half weeks into the future. So I shrug to myself and take my raptor who keeps making “sighing” noises from the boredom. So have both decide to go 4 weeks into the future. So I am now 3 and a half weeks ahead of where I was when I decided to start what I knew at that time I started as a huge waste of time in the first place. So, now me and Shelby the who is now clicking her teeth to the opening music of the old show, “Night court” to entertain herself raptor are 3 days ahead of where I was 2 and a half weeks ago from where I started. I am talking to myself and ask myself where future Shelby is and I point myself to the corner where I see Future Shelby in the other room sitting on her back on a couch watching some reality show about a pawn shop. The present but in the future Shelby rummages though my fridge for something to eat. I decide to myself that why should I both be bored. Me and present but in the future Shelby should just got back to the present and just be bored. So I wave goodbye to myself and I wave back. Shelby stole her own sandwich she made for herself later that she made in the future. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sakiki† 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2012 wow pet pet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2012 lol thank you. I wrote that while i was in class as a observer. did you understand it? i tried to make it is simple and confusing as i could. I think I could make it more deeper. And i like Shelby. Shes cute in her... bored ways. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carter CatFox† 0 Report post Posted April 13, 2012 *brain explodes* I think I understood it, but that was a really nice job you did bro xD *bro paw* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted April 14, 2012 thank you.... it is amazing what i can do with a paper and a pen. nyoof for bed spelling Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 do you think i could post this in FA and get a fav? i want all of your opinions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
