Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2012 A kitten is siting my herself on a porch. A 2nd kitten comes up and asks, "What cha doing?" "The 1st kitten replies, "waiting on you." The 2nd kitten is flattered. "Why were you waiting on me" 1st- "To cover you in goo" 2nd- "What kind of goo?" 1st- "Oh, nice and cold goo." 2nd- "But why do you want to cover me in goo?" 1st- "Because i like you, So I must cover you in Goo." "Bucket of goo pours out onto the 2nd kitten." 2nd- "EWW!!! I'M COVERED IN GOO!!!" 1st- kitten smiles and says, "All because i like you" 2nd- "But to dump Goo all over me?" 1st- "What else is there to do? besides, i have no purple goo for you too." "RUN AWAY!!!" 2nd kitten runs away. This is just something i have been toying around in my mind. not really meant to be intertaining but more just for kicks. maybe i can use it in a video. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
koshi† 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2012 ...I don't get it :s Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2012 lol hm... I guess it is really more of a Monty Python kind of skit. What would you do to your friend if you liked them? prank them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddle kat† 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2012 meh honestly It has the same effect of putting a beavis and butthead skit into txt It's much funnier when performed but wutevez Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 7, 2012 Geee thanks. I have been compared to the Lawn Mower man, and now some of my work has been compared to Beavis and Butthead. hm... how can life get any better.... *sarcastic reply* meh.... nyoof *limps away tired* time for a nap but i had one already. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddle kat† 0 Report post Posted March 8, 2012 well imo beavis and butthead is pretty boss but you know XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 8, 2012 as a show yes, not as people no... Snarky Nyoof!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pooty_BlaDiBla 0 Report post Posted March 8, 2012 I am very confused... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2012 i seem to get that statement a lot in my life.... but if you need help understanding this, act it out. get a friend and act out the play Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pooty_BlaDiBla 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2012 i seem to get that statement a lot in my life.... but if you need help understanding this' date=' act it out. get a friend and act out the play [/quote'] No, it'd be impossible, cause its just, not understandable. =/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2012 just pretend your a kitten and he or she is a kitten. Then... act it out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pooty_BlaDiBla 0 Report post Posted March 10, 2012 no, the script is not understandable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 11, 2012 *pets on head* it is ok... i understand. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2012 This skit might... I said Might get turned into a cartoon. Might. not sure. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MinervaMunk 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2012 Your skit and Koshka's reation: ...I don't get it :s Could be a skit in and of itself. lol that made me laugh. ^^" I think you have a unique sense of humor Tyger. I chuckled through it as I read your skit aloud. It was entertaining and it made me smile. I will have to admit, I didn't get the goo covering scenario and stuff but it was charming and just let the awkwardness of the skit simple...'be'. I didn't question it and I just laughed. Sounds like a nice and friendly start to a neat children's book. You would have to more symbolism in it though and you would have to try to make the goo a less complex metaphor if you are going to use it though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 15, 2012 well i love making people smile. i got the love of writing from high school. i wrote 1/4 of a transformers novel. Transformers are visual and not meant to be seen from words. very hard thing to write. it was about Grimlock's adopted daughter. The story in short is that the decepticons sneak onto cybertron and Ahrea (Grimlock's daughter) sees it and they attack her and when they activate the space bridge she falls though and is left for dead on earth. A secret group of autobots (half cybertronians and a few humans turned into head masters) find her and fix her back. the secret group was placed there by Optimus himself as a kinda men in black thing. (anyone still with me? remember, i was a teenager back then and this is fan fiction) The story is that some guy found something that the decepticons want and he wants in with them. I also made a new sub faction of decepticons that combine into a bigger robot. it was all geek stuff. But i still have it in mind to do one day. i also have plans to bring back GOBOTS. yes, i am that much of a dork. And when i was in college in theatre, i wrote a short play. But it is kind of a attack on racist words. But is just a little longer then 2 kittens. maybe it could be twice as long. Also i wrote the short story "a man and a bat" and i have this one other story but i can not write it yet. I will tell you why later *winks* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DasPurpleSegway† 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2012 This is.... Strange..... giggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2012 For why you making Quagmire joke on this thread?? I tell no *ahem* joke. There no females here to go chase. are you calling me a Family Guy fan?? I no watch that show anymore. I like the 1st 3 seasons but rest is not good. Please do not giggitygiggitygiggity here. Now I am saying it. GiggitygiggityNyoof.... that dose sound silly... giggitynyoof?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DasPurpleSegway† 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2012 FINE. Killjoy. Besides, you kinda brought it on yourself. That poem is... Something else... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0 Report post Posted March 17, 2012 um... ok?? why dose that make me scared the way you said that?? I think i will now go hide under my couch... wait a minute, you saying that my 2 kittens skit has.. other meaning?? something more... well you know what i mean. it is only about a kitten getting dumped on with goo. how did you get that??? you make me not want to write anymore stuff. How did you ever get that Das?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
