Jifftastic

Well welcome to the happy times Pyre! Happy happy happy times... Yaysies for your welcome happies !

Me too! Yay! Problem solved! And a... BIG hug!

Thank you so much for praying for us Julia. Thank you God for leading her to do so! And miss Wolf, that prayer was absolutely beautiful by the way . It really helped me, and I hope it does so for the others who happen upon it.

We had better! Who knows how much drawing this thing is going to place on yah Norzman!? Such an avalanche! Ooooh scary! So its only reasonable that you convince Mr Jude to consider some homies getting well deserved bro points... Awr yes! Random contributions! Asked contributions! Me and Riddle are chomping at the bit here! He even all caps'ed you man!

Name it 'Christian Furs' of course! Silly Norzman5, congratulations ! Make sure you fit me in every now and then as a guest artist! (Plus, nom nom nom some critical success sammiches for me eh? Phffheeheh )

Well then Mr Scotty sir, welcomes to these fine-silly abouts. I found your introduction videos to be very, very odd... I enjoyed your performances very much, sir! A rather different sort of business, it was... Its always good to meet an entertainer . Hey sir, stop by the irc for a bit and have a conversation with someone silly sometime! Oi yeah, a happy new years to yourself as well. Have a nice day, Mr Scotty, and God bless you too.... Yay!

Aw no Robin! It was silly, and absolutely hilarious. One fellow was like, "Watch this.." So of course good ol' me watched. He /walked out the door, and just totaly pwnt physics by winning a raffle prize. But wait, it gets more ridiculous... the next couple of people who attempted this provided additional pwnt for our friend the Random Generator by manipulating poor old Murphy. Lol. Great times y'alls. Thank ye Flech, you did a good job. Happy holidays, and upcoming Christmas! Everybody had better be all full of CHEER, or Santy weel get'ya!

Lol! And I thought the shipping to Aussy land was going to be fun ^^. MALAYSIA?! Great fun!

AH... more scareh dragon! Welcome to the show Norzman! Hey, good job on your avatar.

Hey Landrav, welcome to the party. Its teh fun round heres!

Real name: I would actually rather prefer for yous' all to assume that you are speaking to a fellow named Jifftastic. Why would you want to assign another name to your idea of my image? Other names: lulwut? Mebe... sandwich, or any variations of the word. At least, thats what several of my friends on the boards tend to call me. About your fursona: I look like an anthropomorphic ferret, mostly. Other things you might notice about me are mmy 6' foot height, athletic build, and agitated body language. But no... I really am a nice guy Age: I am bloody 17, but most assume I am much older. Prolly my imposing demeanor just mekes them quake and feel teh younger. Gender: LOL DUDE is muh gender, friends. Location: In a lovely city; in a crap state. (I am ashamed of my place of residence, to be honest. And only muh buds know about sturf that makes me feel embarrassed. Typically... XD Email: [email protected] ...feel free to spam IM: No IM right noaw for me; if you ever feel the desire to discuss something with me, just drop me an email. I can typicaly be found lurking in [#christianfurs]. I love to PM, by the way :3 Web site(s): I will eventually get up a page in the usual places for my art, and look forward to sharing such material as I produce. But for now, this is pretty much the only place I can regularly be found about. Artist/Writer: I am both. I like to use pretty much any traditional mediums available for my drawings; I paint too, with either acrylic or oil paints. I am happy with my level of proficiency with art; but none of my fiction is appropriate for people of nicer persuasions (Which means you guys. My novels would ruin my reputation permanently), but I will be putting out some essays on things I find interesting. A final note: even though I love to draw beautiful things, I really do have a hard time not making things a bit more morbid than they have to be. Perhaps this is a fine illuminator of my personality, for those of you who care to analyze such things. Style: Oh whoops, seems as though I answered this one in the last section. Oh well Been to any cons: I have not been to any furry conventions; but one could sure as bet his or her ears that I will eventually. Fave music: Who, got a couple to list in this one: I like to listen to industrial techno; trip-hop trance with house themes and acid tones; electronic stuff with images and lyrics that make me think of depressing and otherwise negative sturf; violent metal/rock that address such ideas as are interesting and relevant to me (asking will not illuminate, just imagine bad things and you'll have me pegged); and... happy 80's-90's pop. ^.^ Jungle Life! Whoohoo! Likes: People who are reasonable (and I do not think the modifier reasonable is based on perspective; it is just a fellow who uses his intelligence in order to progress and to maintain an intelligent perspective, and generally goes about it in a non-confrontation way). I like Boxing, mui tai, wrestling, swimming, anything activity related with friends, video games, reading (I spend most of my free time on this one) and being around in any way people I like. I also really enjoy being a nice person. Dislikes: People who are unreasonable (I am sure you get my general idea of an unreasonable person from the definition above on what makes a fellow reasonable). People who are not considerate of other peoples feelings. People who do not maintain perspective; pretty much people that do not care anything about becoming better, in any way. (except when it helps them perpetuate their continual foolishness). Add whatever is typically disliked by most to fill the rest in. Church denomination: I avoid associating myself with denomination; but denominations are a good thing, I do not disagree with having an opinion on how to best please God. I just disagree with the idea that we should be concerned with what makes him most happy, instead of being concerned about more relevant issues... such as actually going about making Him happier. Anything else: I am sure if you ever go about talking to me personally in length for any amount of time, you will come to understand everything about me that you are meant to know. But before I tie this up, I should get it right out in the open: I am a really nice guy, and I am obsessively positive. If one could here my voice instead of the text, it would always be known that I am a joking, happy, exited fellow; so please always apply this image to my words when I am speaking, unless context makes it unreasonable to assume I am happy or laughy at a somber subject. It will be cool to get to know all of you! Man, I write a good introduction ^-^. Coupla' mistakes, but otherwise, real pretteh stuff.

Welcome then Sir, to the happy party!

Good! Almost all opportunities to become a better person are gurd stuff by my mark; and like you said though, its really tough... but the fact that you desire to progress is proof that it is possible. I am sure He has planned your trials just according to the areas that need improvement in your spirit. Always remember how special you are, to have warranted such attention... perhaps things feel good sometimes, and other times they do not (rather painful yes?); it is is all for you though. Just for you, from Him. Thanks for the prayer, Sakiki!

"prune my branches every day; remove the branches that take me away." This line is especially beautiful and relevant to me from where I have stood at times in my life. There are many people and actions in life that will pull you away from God. In fact, there are very few decisions that you can make that fall into the bracket of actions that have no effect upon your spiritual life; ones actions will nearly always harm or help Gods relationship with you. Never forget though, that the idea present in this line is always available to you in prayer. And if you are ready, God will surely help you out; but remember, this action is best described as the "pruning of ones branches!" In other words, it will rarely be a pleasant process... but tress breathe easier under the care of an expert gardener. On a final note, take note that "pruning your tree" will not remain such an upsetting process for long; and another allegory will provide description here too. If your pruning clippers are not sharp, said pruning will be a very messy process; but of course, sharpening such clippers is easy business! Simple practice under an experienced instructor will make you an expert at honing any tool you can imagine; and God is garunteed by His very own word to always be there to help you with this. Asking politely for help is a Plus