Tyger the Tigerwolf

just pretend your a kitten and he or she is a kitten. Then... act it out.

true... But to get the skill to do all that is what was great about this games. not everyone can do it. and it takes lots of practice. Games are kinda like rental videos now. you buy them, play them, and really see no reason to keep them because all they are is a game that has a beginning and a end. Nothing else to come back for. the goodies, the little fun bits. and the problem is the game only lasted 2 days. And if you were playing a game on the 3DS, you would only play it for about a few hours and then BAM.. or more to the point... eek... the battery died. So... if you go somewhere and play online, bring your charger cable and be near a wall outlet. or online will kill your battery fast. Meh... talking and ranting about it will not change the fact. The more powerful systems get, the more juice they suck in. And ...... i really did not need 3d gaming. i never did play with it on. Why can they not see that games should be something to challenge the gamer and not just a "Hey, look here! Look what our system can do!" approach. Fed up Nyoof!!

i love old school Sonic and the new one i have yet to play. All the DS Sonics are good to me. (is sonic furry?) The Halos were good to me, till the past Halo 1. then bungie to me went to the online way and left much out of single player. Mario/Sonic games..... *shivers* Just when we thought, "HEY A AWESOME CROSS OVER!!" IT IS A MINI GAME.. GAME!! Oh, I sold my 3DS and got $58 for it. I will get a new one, but when they add the 2nd analog stick to it. Stupid not to add that one. To me, the down fall of games was the save feature. So many games back when i was a kid... (the 80s and 90s) were based on how much time it took to beat and the challenge of getting though the game with out quitting. now all the games have save spots and takes away the challenge. *shakes head* Forget it. razzin frackin....

Hello. I greet you. If you ever need a laugh, i hope i can make you laugh. *hugs* happy nyoof

i seem to get that statement a lot in my life.... but if you need help understanding this, act it out. get a friend and act out the play

i am ok

thanks, i will check them out now. MP3 Nyoof!!

I do not hate Mario games, but i hate the fact they get soooo easy. I miss the old school Mario. 2D and hard as get out to beat. 3D games are not always the best for a game. Give me 2D Mario over 3D. (but i am not saying that those 3D Mario games are bad, just not as hard) I still have yet to beat Super Mario Brothers, and The Real Super Mario Brothers 2 (also known as the lost levels) Nintendo has this problem with making games easy for everyone to play. But so do most game makers. Ninja Gaiden on the Xbox was Awesome. And Hard. And the battery life on the 3DS. DANG!! I hated that with the psp, which i have had 12 of them... YES 12!! The battery life is what sold me on the Game Boy Advance, and the DS and DS lite. Being able to play a game without having to worry about it system going dead. That is what sold me, that and pokemon. Curled up lip at way too short Battery life nyoof....

I find that some of my best music i have are the ones that i just picked out of a discount bin or something like that. Ever heard of ZombieBirdhouse? I never did. Sounds like a deathmetal band? THey are not. They are rock and i love them. Only know of their one album though. do any of you have stories like these to tell? Nyoof?

im selling mine. they will come out with a new model with a 2nd control stick soon. so why should i keep the one i got now when i would have to get a add on for a 2nd stick which would use a aaa battery? i got tired of the add on crap with the wii stuff. too much add on blah. meh nyoof.....

as a show yes, not as people no... Snarky Nyoof!!

nothing like going out side to work, then you come in and find your cat dead. and you find out she has been dead all night and rigermortis has set in. sad nyoof...

Geee thanks. I have been compared to the Lawn Mower man, and now some of my work has been compared to Beavis and Butthead. hm... how can life get any better.... *sarcastic reply* meh.... nyoof *limps away tired* time for a nap but i had one already.

lol hm... I guess it is really more of a Monty Python kind of skit. What would you do to your friend if you liked them? prank them.

A kitten is siting my herself on a porch. A 2nd kitten comes up and asks, "What cha doing?" "The 1st kitten replies, "waiting on you." The 2nd kitten is flattered. "Why were you waiting on me" 1st- "To cover you in goo" 2nd- "What kind of goo?" 1st- "Oh, nice and cold goo." 2nd- "But why do you want to cover me in goo?" 1st- "Because i like you, So I must cover you in Goo." "Bucket of goo pours out onto the 2nd kitten." 2nd- "EWW!!! I'M COVERED IN GOO!!!" 1st- kitten smiles and says, "All because i like you" 2nd- "But to dump Goo all over me?" 1st- "What else is there to do? besides, i have no purple goo for you too." "RUN AWAY!!!" 2nd kitten runs away. This is just something i have been toying around in my mind. not really meant to be intertaining but more just for kicks. maybe i can use it in a video.

Thank you. I have been working it in my mind. Kind of came out of a bad mood I was in. SO i asked God to change it around and i got this story. It is now of a rough draft. After reading it over again i see more details i can add. Like a fire place lite that would cast the shadow. I have been working on a Story called "A man and a Bat" for a while now. just playing the story over and over in my head. I put up 2 chapters on the FFC but i have done the rest. I have the last of the book in my head. BUT... i am not sure how to finish it. i know what happenes but i do not know how much i want to write. And it leads to a story to another story. YOu know what, i will just write a story about it. Then you can know it all. I seem to be good at telling every little detail of things. *whistles in air as if nothing has ever happened* i am glad you liked it. That had made my day. That and the fact i fixed a lose pipe. Waiting for the glue to dry so i can take a bath. *smells under arms* Oh yes... I AM MIGHTY!!! SMELL MY MUSK!!! Nothing smells like a sweaty feline/lupine with an mixture of dirt and water. *sniffs arm pits again* dizzy nyoof

many 100s years ago existed a village in the woods. not many people laughed, nor smiled. No happiness was found. Every single person lived in fear of the moonless night. He only came out on the moonless nights. This event happened for over many years. No one knew how to stop him from coming but he came every night without light. And this night was without any light at all. You could not see the stars. Only torches burned with little success. The darkness was no one friend. No one made any sounds. Only a few people dared move in their homes. Husbands cradled wives and children. Single people could only hide in corners. Old people wished for death. Even the animals made no noise. They were all equal pray. 2 men hurried up to get inside. They had to fix the animals so they could not run away from he who was coming. They rushed with out talking back to the house. Then one of the men took a look back and saw him. The beast was at the edge of the woods. his body could not be seen. only 2 glowing green eyes watched him. The man froze in fear. the other looked back and saw his moveless friend. He rushed to get him by the arm and then saw the green eyes looking at his very soul. The friend could only yell, "OH GOD!! HE'S HERE!!" Before he got them both inside. That yell of horror rang though the village. Grown men started to weep tears. Women lost hope of bring children into the world. And the old just stopped caring for anything. For the beast had come to find prey. No matter how tight and secure they made the homes. The beast would always find at least one house to get into. And he always brought the worst to those he found. He walked on fours part of the time, and others he walked on his hind legs. both ways were easy for the huge wolf. The villagers heard him start his search for someone to find. Every house he came to was shut up tight. And he made no effort to break into anyone's house. he never busted down a door. never shattered a window. He never had to. Everyone felt some tiny bit of relief after he left from each house they were in. But still, they knew what they would have to hear if he found his way in to one house. And tonight he did. The very last house. The family hide under a table in the kitchen. But the son had not shut the bed room window completely. And the wolf found his way in. The whole village heard it. The jumping onto the roof and the opening of the window. Suddenly a feeling of great sorrow and sadness came over the village. They knew what will be heard, the echos of the past visits still rang in their ears. And once more, they will hear a family suffer greatly. All but the family listened. all they could do is hear from under the table as the huge wolf walked slowly down the stairs. And without even moving a head, they saw a shadow of a head with huge ears creep onto them. The 3 of them could not move. There was nothing to do. For if you ran, he would give chase and things would be even worse. that only made him try harder at his love in life. then they saw the wolf. He was talking on all fours. His finger claws dug into the wood floor. As did his toe claws. The family was transfixed on the burning glow of the green eyes. The wolf creeped up the table and stood up. he then lifted the table onto the side to make his love easier to do. He knelt down and picked who he was going to work on first. He choose the boy. The family took little notice of the designs on his arms, legs and back. the strips of grey that he carried. All they saw was green eyes. The wolf bent down and brought his face in closer to the child. The small boy could only look into the green eyes. he never blinked. he barely took in breath. The wolf looked eye to eye with the child. THe mother who held her only child could not think. Her maternal instincts failed her. Something from deep inside her screamed with tears saying "protect you son" But she could not. The father was a little more able to try something, but he could think of nothing to do. He was going to watch his family suffer for his inability to move. The beast then moved his mouth. Huge fangs reflected little light but enough for the pure sharpness and size to be seen. And then he spoke, "Tell me boy..." The little boy did not move. only a single tear came out from his right eye. The mother also wept for the boy. And the father, knew that what was going to happen would scar him for life. This night, their little boy would not be the same. The wolf continued. "Tell me this little man..... What do you call a divine bovine?" The child made no movement. The words rang though the village. This wolf was no ordinary wolf, he was a tigerwolf. And they only came to tell bad jokes. the worst anyone could survive. and he loved telling them. no matter how many times he repeated them. the tigerwolf's eyes turned into delight from the joke he asked. The boy was motionless with his mouth open in fear. the tigerwolf asked, "Well?" The father finally got up the courage to speak, "He dose not know. He is only 3." the tigerwolf could only say a disappointed, "Oh.. Oh well, You call them a HOLY COW!!" The Tigerwolf fell on his back laughing. The family could only watch him. The whole village heard his joke and laughter. And each time he came and told those bad jokes, they all died a little each time. "HEY HEY!! WHAT KIND OF MARTIAL ART DOSE A COW KNOW!?!" No one spoke. "COW-RI-TAY!!" The family lost all hope of living beyond this moment of dread. The tigerwolf could only laugh more and more. the villagers could not understand what would cause him to tell such awful jokes over and over again. if only he would just kill them some thought. But he would not kill. only speak jokes that are horrible. Suddenly, the tigerwolf reached into his fluffy tail and pulled out a black stick. he took the top off and said, "I got this from a wizard and he got it from the FUTURE!! HE called it a magic marker. I'm going to make you all Kitty cats. Meow Meow Meow!!" After a minute of the tigerwolf giggling and snorting in laughter, he made all 3 look like kittens. The poor boy died in his soul that night, never to speak again. The mother's hair had turned grey and the father's head lost all of its hair. The village also died a little more that night. the tigerwolf then placed the marker back in his tail. and turned to leave. He then looked back and spoke in a gentle tone, "Thanks guys for being with me tonight. moonless night scare me." he then ran back up stairs and jumped out of the window. He disappeared into the woods. The the final horror was heard from out of the woods, his call. "NYOOF!!" Morning came. Everyone finally came to see what became of the family. They had survived something only sinners think about going to hell. They would rebuild, things would return to normal as much as they could. But no one would ever try to smile again. they knew the Tigerwolf would be back. and he always came back, and each time, he always had a new bad joke. lol, but i have to laugh at myself. i am like this in real like also. give me a baby and a non toxic marker and you will have some sort of animal baby. jk. But i love a great bad joke. *goes back into hiding nyoof*

*hugs* i saw your movie. makes me cry all the time.

*grabs Pyre and gives a huge hug* WELCOME!!!

Amen. Happy Nyoof

Do.. do non christian furries exists? lol jk. *hugs* HI!! and i tend to be a huggy furry. HUGGY NYOOG!!

i was playing Elder Scrolls 4 a few weeks ago

*hugs* Happy Nyoof!!

HAPPY NYOOF!! NEW FRIEND!!! NEW FRIEND!!!

no one knows me.... I tend to scare them off with the power of being to .... jumping the gun? speaking before i think? stupid? anyway dont fret over carson, he has yet to tell me hi. CARSON!!! Nyoof... with suspension at Carson and wonder if it is him or a fake robot. *thinks and remembers that robots hate pie* HEY CARSON!! WHAT SOME PIE??