Oren_Otter

Because we are a multiple personality system and we are only allowed one account between us. I thought we made that clear.

I did. I told him that if I'm not allowed to get you off my back, then it's his responsibility.

How convenient for a mod who enjoys fighting.

My ignore filter has apparently been disabled.

Welcome, Malredar.

No. I cook for myself. In the real world, as Fnaire mentioned, it's difficult to find insects that are edible.

Hi there. I've been sitting and watching Oren and Fnaire and Bogro post to the forum like crazy, so I thought I'd give it a try. My name is Phil Harrison. I'm a rooster and a nurse. Born: As weird as it sounds, I wasn't born, or even hatched, I had my origins in a dream and just hung around after the dream ended. Marital status: Single and looking, which is unlikely to change any time soon. Occupation: Nurse at the Uncanny Valley Hospital for Doctor F. Merideth Zimmerman. Cons: I did attend RMFC last year, but with so many of us there, I didn't get much face time. Artistic talents: As an artist, I'm a terrific nurse. Favorite foods: Corn chips, cricket crunchies and coffee. Denomination: I'm not really sure. Baptist, I suppose. Any questions?

Hello. My name is Bogro. We have not met, but I have heard a great deal about you. It is an honor to finally make your acquaintance.

Hello. I am Bogro. I am a recently created alter of the Brass Menagerie. Though I have only existed for a short time, I have extensive memories of my life as a scientist in my home cell, Atranac. It has been very lonely for me in the Uncanny Valley. The cell I now dwell in has no other viruses, not even an alkari. I have tried to make friends within the Valley, but while the people are friendly enough, they are like reflections of myself, and through no fault of theirs, they leave me wanting. Thus, I thought it good to look for friends here, on the internet. I very much like the format of the internet. Users share information though a network outside of their bodies, much like the data network of a cell which holds the minds of its viruses. I am aware that both I and my life must seem very strange. I would very much like to tell you all about both as I learn more about each of you. Thank you very much for the opportunity to socialize with you. I expect you will not be disappointed. Real name: Bogro About your fursona: I am an Atranac Virus. I have a friendly face with large, oval eyes and floppy fins. Age: Only a few months by macroscopic time. Gender: None Location: The Uncanny Valley Been to any cons: No, but i hope to do so soon. Fav. music: The cry of the soul to God Likes: Science, puppies Dislikes: Interferon Church Denomination: I suppose you might call me a follower of Misa, our name for Jesus.

I was going to suggest Joann's, but I guess not.

Delighted to meet you.

Hi, Mom!

Zdravstvuytye, little red dog.

Hi! Good to see you again under better circumstances.

Thank you! I'm definitely bookmarking this!