Thomas, Maltuin 1 Report post Posted December 10, 2014 Post your original or favorite anti joke here Antijoke: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anti-Joke Examples: What do you call a blonde physician? A doctor What language do Greek hogs speak? Hogs don't speak any known language Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JosiahtheTiger† 1 Report post Posted December 10, 2014 ohh no... MY TURN ^^ What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we're both lawyers!!!! How many dogs does it take to eat a wheel barrow? Depends how hungry the dogs are... i made up my own jokes but i forgot 'em DXXXXX Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hybrilynx† 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2014 Why did the chicken cross the road? To uh, so that um.. The chicken.. wanted.. Well, uh.. nvm idk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas, Maltuin 1 Report post Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) Original: What did the boa constrictor say to the bunny? Nothing, he simply ate the the bunny. One of my favourites: A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles. Edited December 10, 2014 by Tigris Umbrae Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cody Lucario† 0 Report post Posted December 10, 2014 A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles. Dude.... that's awful.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas, Maltuin 1 Report post Posted December 10, 2014 (edited) Its an anti joke. Title says not funny [emoji28] However if it's offensive I'll take it down. Three men are walking down the sidewalk. The first two walk into a bar. The third man seeing there ignorance ducks under it. Edited December 10, 2014 by Tigris Umbrae Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SleepySchizo† 0 Report post Posted December 11, 2014 Three men are walking down the sidewalk. The first two walk into a bar. The third man seeing there ignorance ducks under it. That's actually funny. I always like, What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint. or What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot, there were three movies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas, Maltuin 1 Report post Posted December 11, 2014 (edited) Yup those are classic. The thing I like about the gorilla one is that it catches you off guard more than any I've seen. A horse walks into a bar. Many get up and leave because they see the potential danger in this situation. Edited December 11, 2014 by Tigris Umbrae Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JosiahtheTiger† 1 Report post Posted February 22, 2015 What's brown and sticky?? A STICK!!! X3 :< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hybrilynx† 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2015 These jokes are not funny, great job people. *not sarcasm* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas, Maltuin 1 Report post Posted February 23, 2015 What do you call a blonde wearing a wolf costume? A fursuiter 1 JosiahtheTiger reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas, Maltuin 1 Report post Posted April 20, 2015 (edited) What do you get after putting a golf club in a microwave? .............................................................................................. A new microwave. XP Edited April 20, 2015 by Thomas Maltuin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JosiahtheTiger† 1 Report post Posted April 21, 2015 it depends on how big the golf club is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blackpowderfox† 0 Report post Posted May 3, 2015 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it didn't. 1 JosiahtheTiger reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas, Maltuin 1 Report post Posted May 4, 2015 Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it didn't. the beloved paradox. A most direct Fallacy. Dear blackpowderfox, True or false: This statement is false. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kail† 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2015 Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One fish turns to the other and says... dam! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thomas, Maltuin 1 Report post Posted May 10, 2015 (edited) What do you get when you hammer a steak into the ground? Hamburger Edited May 10, 2015 by Thomas Maltuin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
