The history of the Nyoof!

[Tyger the Tigerwolf† 0]

In life's history, many questions have been asked. Why is the sky blue? Where do we go when we die? (if you do not know that, consult JESUS) But the most asked of me is, "Where did Nyoof come from?"

 

Look for the thread, "The Nyoof" to see the real answer. This little posting is a fictional history of the Nyoof.

 

Back when Tigers came from Scotland. My family came to America being part Scottish and part Irish. But also part French and Swedish. Thus all being of the Feline family. Some of my family was tiger, others house cats. I know that some of my family was royalty from France. But.. not of the throne. Kinda of a "Oh, he's got a lady on the side" thing *coughs* going on. My feline family made a life for themselves here in this Great land of Milk and honey. They worked hard and saved hard. They lived a good life is hard living.

 

My father's side of the family is canine. mostly from Germany and Switzerland. They were mostly german shepards (i am a little german shepardish in me blood) Some hunter dogs and other work dogs. then they also came over to The Awesome United States of America to start a new life. They came to the south and lived mostly in one area, Baker co. But then one of the sons went to Florida and married a "swamp" gal. And then the bloods of the native american wolves entered into the DNA. But it also is on my mother's side too. Sadly we can not find any of them in the family tree. But the proof is in the face.

 

So, The son of the man and the "swamp" gal created my father and my aunts. Who all look like native american wolves in the face. And then, my mother was born also and she has the look in the face of a Cherokee wolf. (even though she is a tiger) And when the Lord saw fit, he lead the 2 to meet and after 10 years of marriage, i was born. I was born into a family of a mix of different animals. My Cousin is also a Tigerwolf. But he got all the looks. So, out of the mixture of canine and feline bloods, the call of Nyoof was born. it is what we all say. every tigerwolf born from this family says it. And that i mean me and my cousin. (did i mention he got all the good looks, i got all the charm but still not as fun as the looks) WE both go "Nyoof" all the time. Well, I mostly do now. He trys to stop saying it. Says it messes with his talking to the ladies. i do not have that problem with talking to the ladies mind you. you have to have a lady to talk to 1st. hahaha...*sigh*

 

That is a little fictional history of the nyoof. i just wrote that from off the top of my head. I will rework it so it can be better understood.

 

Happy Nyoof!!

 

Oh, I have another cousin who kinda looks like a tigerwolf... kinda. Her father was a whiner dog and she kinda came out short and thin. ANd her mom (my aunt) has the face of a wolf. But seeing the 2 mixed is kinda like looking at a short thin wolf with a tiny tiny tail. Poor girl.

 

Nyoof...